((CLASS IS OVER BYE FRIENDS :C))

fortroughs:

ohmymaple:

fortroughs replied to your post: [CLIMBS INTO LAP] [GRABS A BLANK PIECE OF PAPER ALL BUSINESSLIKE] I’m going to be the boss.

I’m going to get you coffee! Put it in the microwave and stuff, from the pot from this morning. What do you want in it? How much milk and sugar? Oh, and Lilli wanted me to tell you something but I forgot.

[Holds up his thumb, gesturing to how much milk he wants with his finger and his thumb]

That much milk and three spoonfuls of sugar, thanks buddy.

I guess I’ll have to talk to her later then.

[Peter mimics the amount Matthew wants, before nodding his head and running into the kitchen, coming back a few moments later with said coffee and carefully placing it there]

Mmh! Here you are, keep working hard, okay? 

[and he wiggles back up onto that lap yes let him just do that]

I think it had something to do with summer vacation.

Thank you, boss. You’re probably the best boss I’ve ever had.

[Forehead smooch for the cutie]

I’ll definitely make sure to talk to her then.

unclesamgotanamechange:

ohmymaple:

Are Alexandru and Alfred fighting again?

Can you just—

Stop that.

Thank you.

I MADE A JOKE AND SUDDENLY THE JOKE POLICE SHOWED UP.

Was it an offensive joke?

romaniankingdom:

ohmymaple:

Are Alexandru and Alfred fighting again?

Can you just—

Stop that.

Thank you.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Alfred and I are best friiiiiiiiiends.

Stop being a douchebag to him.

I’m going to get you coffee! Put it in the microwave and stuff, from the pot from this morning. What do you want in it? How much milk and sugar? Oh, and Lilli wanted me to tell you something but I forgot.

[Holds up his thumb, gesturing to how much milk he wants with his finger and his thumb]

That much milk and three spoonfuls of sugar, thanks buddy.

I guess I’ll have to talk to her later then.

Are Alexandru and Alfred fighting again?

Can you just—

Stop that.

Thank you.

unclesamgotanamechange:

ohmymaple:

unclesamgotanamechange:

 

BUT HOCKEY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.

I’m pretty sure if I were human I still wouldn’t be able to have kids anymore and it’d all be thanks to you and baseball.

There’s a magical thing called a cup, bro.

Maybe if you through the ball like you weren’t trying to kill someone—

unclesamgotanamechange:

ohmymaple:

unclesamgotanamechange replied to your post: You’re almost done with work, then, Matthew! Any plans for the summer?

If ya’ wanna drag me to Cuba, I can’t go, dude.

I’m not going to Cuba this year—

Besides, Cruz hasn’t even called me once since Arthur and I got together.

…

Smooth move, asshole.

How was I supposed to know he liked me?

I’m not a mind reader.

unclesamgotanamechange:

ohmymaple:

unclesamgotanamechange:

ohmymaple:

unclesamgotanamechange:

 

How about we play football? It’s close to both!

Or maybe lacrosse! 

Well, I’d never say no to a good game of Lacrosse.

I still say we should play hockey sometime.

Only if you play baseball with me!

Fine! But we play hockey first. I need my face in one piece to watch the puck.

BUT HOCKEY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.

I’m pretty sure if I were human I still wouldn’t be able to have kids anymore and it’d all be thanks to you and baseball.